How You Piss Off a Friend Using Macaulay Culkin

Katie 6:02 pm
    o.O
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Katie 6:02 pm
    my roomie is telling me that she has never seen Home Alone or Bambi

Joseph 6:02 pm
    People be stupid.

Katie 6:03 pm
    how can you not have ever seen Home Alone?!

Joseph 6:03 pm
    Stupid person is stupid.

Katie 6:03 pm
    ...you've never seen it have you

Joseph 6:03 pm
    All three.
    Even the gross one without Culkin.

Katie 6:04 pm
    wait, you have seen it then?

Joseph 6:04 pm
    All three.
    Even the gross one without Culkin.

Katie 6:06 pm
    ok
    i hate you sometimes

Joseph 6:07 pm
    I don't know how I can be any clearer.
    I've seen all three of the Home Alone series.

Katie 6:07 pm
    FINE

Joseph 6:07 pm
    Even the one that doesn't start Culkin.
    Which was terrible.

Katie 6:07 pm
    right
    ok
    I GOT IT

Joseph 6:08 pm
    Are you sure?
    Maybe I can somehow use Google translate to help out this miscommunication.
    Or maybe draft up a document and run it by my attorney.
    Or possibly just repeat it over and over again.

Katie 6:09 pm
    i haaaate you

Joseph 6:09 pm
    I'll live.
    I'll somehow cope with your hatred and get through this with my sanity somewhat intact.
    I'll probably attend sessions with a therapist so I can get past this hurtful event in my past and live in the present.
    I just don't know how I'll rest my head on my pillow tonight.

Katie 6:11 pm
    or you could just stop talking

Joseph 6:11 pm
    *wipes the sarcastic venom dripping off my lips*
    'Kay.