Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Birthdays Are Just an Excuse to Eat Cake

 Katie 1:55 pm
    was yesterday some sort of social experiment?

 Joseph 1:56 pm
    I just didn't want my wall flooded with OMG HAPY BIRFDAY.
    And then I decided not to be a dick and put my birthday back up on FB and what happens?
    Bethany Clevenstine and 50 other people posted on your wall.
    :|

 Katie 1:56 pm
    hahahahahahahahah
    i love it when that happens
    but i still hate you

 Joseph 1:57 pm
    ._.;

 Katie 1:57 pm
    you made me look like the biggest dick friend ever

 Joseph 1:57 pm
    I don't understand.

 Katie 1:58 pm
    you should have been like "Hey, guess what, Katie? It's my Birthday!"

 Joseph 1:58 pm
    o___________o
    I didn't...think it was important...

 Joseph 1:59 pm
    Plus I was rull busy yesterday.
    Waking up at 2 and cleaning the basement.
    So...
    I just.
    I don't care?
    Yeah.
    That's it.

 Katie 2:01 pm
    grrrr
    well I CARE

 Joseph 2:01 pm
    Sounds like a personal problem.
    You should speak to someone about that.
    A professional of some sort.

 Katie 2:01 pm
    well damn

 Joseph 2:02 pm
    You've just been verbally assaulted.

 Katie 2:02 pm
    I will physically assault you

 Joseph 2:03 pm
    @_______@

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Life, Death, and Maracas

 Katie 9:15 pm
    
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1FhkEN/www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/pure-genius-281t
    
let us please do this

 Joseph 9:17 pm
    
This is like.
    
This is an incentive to have kids.

 Katie 9:17 pm
    
exactly my thought

 Katie 9:18 pm
    
dude, i feel i look completely different from when i was a kid though. Like...somewhere along the way, my genetics were like...uhh lets just change up her face when she turns 12. So i feel like that age thing wouldn't have worked

 Joseph 9:20 pm
    
You do look drastically different.
    
Like
    
Damn.
    
What the fart happened?

 Katie 9:21 pm
    
i have no fricking clue!!!!
    
Brian was looking at a picture, and he was like "Who was that kid?" And I was like...uhhh

 Joseph 9:21 pm
    
@_@

 Katie 9:21 pm
    
yeah
    
well
    
i used to be really tan and really blonde and skinny as anything
    
according to what I looked like as a kid, i should be a model...but then i stopped growing, got hips, and stopped going outside...and got curly hair

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    
You have really nice birthing hips.

 Katie 9:23 pm
    
thank you
    
i appreciate that

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    
I forsee twins being a possibility.

 Katie 9:23 pm
    
shit
    
nooo
    
hell no

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    
DUDE.
    
WHAT?
    
That would be AMAZING.

 Katie 9:23 pm
    
i think they are freaky

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    
We could do it Parent Trap style though!

 Katie 9:24 pm
    
ha!

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    
Promise me.
    
If you ever have twins.

 Katie 9:24 pm
    
severe emotional trauma for the win

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    
I take one and move to England.
    
We purposefully send them to the same summer camp.
    
Boom.

 Katie 9:24 pm
    
hahahaha omg

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    
Twins fencing.

 Katie 9:24 pm
    
that would be hilarious!

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    
Twin swapping.
    
Hopefully you won't give them tragic ginger genes.

 Joseph 9:25 pm
    
Hmm.
    
We'll need a picture of ourselves on a ship.
    
We could do this point by point.
    
It's not like they'll ever watch it.

 Katie 9:26 pm
    
never ever

 Joseph 9:26 pm
    
It'll be years.

 Katie 9:27 pm
    
and i mean, it wont be weird that you are arabic and my child will be aryan as hell

 Joseph 9:27 pm
    
I guess we'll just have to do it.
    
:|

 Katie 9:27 pm
    
mmhmm!

 Joseph 9:28 pm
    
I should start practicing wedding dress designing.
    
Also.
    
Just realized.
    
I made you Dennis Quaid.

 Katie 9:29 pm
    
thats fine
    
he rocks my socks
    
and he has a vinyard
    
and horses

 Joseph 9:30 pm
    
I made myself Natasha Richardson.
    
I'm okay with this.
    
I'll just stay away from ski slopes.

 Katie 9:32 pm
    
good plan!
    
I would cry if you died of a freak accident

 Joseph 9:33 pm
    
I would frown down upon you from Heaven or view you from the flatscreen in Hell if you ever cried if I died.
    
Promise me.
    
That if I die randomly.
    
That there isn't a funeral.
    
But a friggin dance rave.

 Katie 9:33 pm
    
I can't promise that
    
there will be far too many depressed people

 Joseph 9:33 pm
   
Eff that ess.
    
I'm making a will.

 Katie 9:34 pm
    
maybe a sing-along to Sound of Music?
    
seems more fitting

 Joseph 9:34 pm
    
No way Josie.
    
People need to be festive.
    
And wear bright colors.
    
Maybe some limbo.

 Katie 9:34 pm
    
fiiine

 Joseph 9:34 pm
    
I don't need whiney bitches mourning a loss.
    
But rather...
    
CELEBRATING A LIFE!
    
With maracas, preferably.

 Katie 9:35 pm
    
hahahaha fine fine

 Joseph 9:35 pm
    
*shoulder pop*
    
Drama.