Drinking in the Afternoon is Not Classy

Joseph 3:39 pm
    Damn it, come back to me girl.

 Joseph 4:13 pm
    cokmtrrrrr baaaaacj
    come bachkkk

 Katie 9:41 pm
    wtf happened to you?

 Joseph 10:08 pm
    Well la dee dah.
    Look who decided to show up.

 Katie 10:08 pm
    haha i went out to dinner

 Joseph 10:09 pm
    Dinner? How wonderful for you.
    While you were out stuffing your ugly face, I was dealing with a crisis of considerately miserable proportions.
    I take that back, your face is very pretty. I was angry when I said that.

 Katie 10:10 pm
    Oh dear. Do tell
    Its quite alright. I ignored you

 Joseph 10:10 pm
    Worst day ever.
    Our internet kept failing.

 Katie 10:11 pm
    Aww

 Joseph 10:11 pm
    Then my phone fell from quite high in the shower and got wet.
    It's dehydrating in rice right now.

 Katie 10:11 pm
    Rice?

 Joseph 10:12 pm
    It's a trick you do.
    I didn't make it to orgo because I couldn't make it throught the wind without my hat and hoodie and I had to go back for it.
    I sat through an hour lecture in Physics learning that 1 + 1 = shit I already knew.
    We watched 300 in my Race class.

 Joseph 10:12 pm
    300!!!!!
    LIKE
    WHY.
    My eyes were in a perpetual rolling motion the entire time.

 Katie 10:13 pm
    I thought you were excited about that?

 Joseph 10:13 pm
    Yeah, until I remembered how incredibly stupid and cheesy it was.
    And..
    He...
    Skipped the sex scene.
    But that's beside the point.
    Then Taylor and I decide to go to UPS and pick her package that they didn't deliver, YET AGAIN.
    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPS.
    So on our way there, what does my car decide to do?
    NOT WORK.

 Katie 10:14 pm
    Wait, a college professor skipped the sex scene?

 Joseph 10:14 pm
    And we end up stranded on 95.

 Katie 10:14 pm
    How does that work

 Joseph 10:14 pm
    >_>

 Katie 10:14 pm
    oh no
    why didn't you call me??

 Joseph 10:14 pm
    .....
    My.
    PHONE.
    DIED.
    THIS MORNING.
    KATHERINE.

 Katie 10:15 pm
    Oh yeah
    but Taylor?

 Joseph 10:15 pm
    Hmmm...
    Call Katie...
    Or...
    Call the police and get a tow truck?

 Katie 10:15 pm
    oh that
    OMG
    what if you were on that show where all the tow trucks in philly are competing for the job?

 Joseph 10:16 pm
    I have no idea what that means.

 Katie 10:16 pm
    Its legit

 Joseph 10:16 pm
    All I know is that my car is at Pep Boys.
    It's probably going to cost a fortune.

 Katie 10:16 pm
    Tow Chasers
    aww
    well I am glad that happened when I wasn't in the car
    Why doesn't anyone listen to me?? I told you to get a new car

 Joseph 10:17 pm
    That's a good idea.
    Let me just collect the money from my whores on the street and call it a day.
    *sigh*
    All of this led to the unsavory hour of vodka at 3:30.

 Katie 10:19 pm
    I do not blame you in the least

 Joseph 10:19 pm
    And you want to know the thing that really just makes this day the worst day in history?

 Katie 10:19 pm
    go for it

 Joseph 10:20 pm
    The series finale of Medium aired tonight.
    It was terrible.

 Katie 10:21 pm
    well that is just a bummer

 Joseph 10:21 pm
    I bet that if you give me a word right now, I can link it back to how much this day sucks.

 Katie 10:22 pm
    Kimono

 Joseph 10:22 pm
    Kimono...
    Easy.
    Kimono ends in ono.
    Ono sounds like "Oh no".
    "Oh no is what I said when my car stopped working in the middle of 95."

 Joseph 10:23 pm
    Therefore, this day FUCKING SUCKS.

 Katie 10:23 pm
    I am impressed

 Joseph 10:23 pm
    Damn straight.

 Katie 10:23 pm
    Butterfly

 Joseph 10:24 pm
    Butterfly reminds me of the Butterfly Effect.
    There was a movie called the Butterfly Effect that starred Ashton Kutcher.
    Ashton is starring in a movie with Natalie Portman.
    Natalie Portman starred in Black Swan.

 Joseph 10:25 pm
    In that movie she seemed to have multiple personalities.
    Multiple personalities is what I borderline developed today trying to cope with HOW MUCH THIS DAY FUCKING SUCKS.
    The end.