Birthdays Are Just an Excuse to Eat Cake

 Katie 1:55 pm
    was yesterday some sort of social experiment?

 Joseph 1:56 pm
    I just didn't want my wall flooded with OMG HAPY BIRFDAY.
    And then I decided not to be a dick and put my birthday back up on FB and what happens?
    Bethany Clevenstine and 50 other people posted on your wall.
    :|

 Katie 1:56 pm
    hahahahahahahahah
    i love it when that happens
    but i still hate you

 Joseph 1:57 pm
    ._.;

 Katie 1:57 pm
    you made me look like the biggest dick friend ever

 Joseph 1:57 pm
    I don't understand.

 Katie 1:58 pm
    you should have been like "Hey, guess what, Katie? It's my Birthday!"

 Joseph 1:58 pm
    o___________o
    I didn't...think it was important...

 Joseph 1:59 pm
    Plus I was rull busy yesterday.
    Waking up at 2 and cleaning the basement.
    So...
    I just.
    I don't care?
    Yeah.
    That's it.

 Katie 2:01 pm
    grrrr
    well I CARE

 Joseph 2:01 pm
    Sounds like a personal problem.
    You should speak to someone about that.
    A professional of some sort.

 Katie 2:01 pm
    well damn

 Joseph 2:02 pm
    You've just been verbally assaulted.

 Katie 2:02 pm
    I will physically assault you

 Joseph 2:03 pm
    @_______@

Life, Death, and Maracas

 Katie 9:15 pm
    http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1FhkEN/www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/pure-genius-281t
    let us please do this

 Joseph 9:17 pm
    This is like.
    This is an incentive to have kids.

 Katie 9:17 pm
    exactly my thought

 Katie 9:18 pm
    dude, i feel i look completely different from when i was a kid though. Like...somewhere along the way, my genetics were like...uhh lets just change up her face when she turns 12. So i feel like that age thing wouldn't have worked

 Joseph 9:20 pm
    You do look drastically different.
    Like
    Damn.
    What the fart happened?

 Katie 9:21 pm
    i have no fricking clue!!!!
    Brian was looking at a picture, and he was like "Who was that kid?" And I was like...uhhh

 Joseph 9:21 pm
    @_@

 Katie 9:21 pm
    yeah
    well
    i used to be really tan and really blonde and skinny as anything
    according to what I looked like as a kid, i should be a model...but then i stopped growing, got hips, and stopped going outside...and got curly hair

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    You have really nice birthing hips.

 Katie 9:23 pm
    thank you
    i appreciate that

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    I forsee twins being a possibility.

 Katie 9:23 pm
    shit
    nooo
    hell no

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    DUDE.
    WHAT?
    That would be AMAZING.

 Katie 9:23 pm
    i think they are freaky

 Joseph 9:23 pm
    We could do it Parent Trap style though!

 Katie 9:24 pm
    ha!

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    Promise me.
    If you ever have twins.

 Katie 9:24 pm
    severe emotional trauma for the win

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    I take one and move to England.
    We purposefully send them to the same summer camp.
    Boom.

 Katie 9:24 pm
    hahahaha omg

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    Twins fencing.

 Katie 9:24 pm
    that would be hilarious!

 Joseph 9:24 pm
    Twin swapping.
    Hopefully you won't give them tragic ginger genes.

 Joseph 9:25 pm
    Hmm.
    We'll need a picture of ourselves on a ship.
    We could do this point by point.
    It's not like they'll ever watch it.

 Katie 9:26 pm
    never ever

 Joseph 9:26 pm
    It'll be years.

 Katie 9:27 pm
    and i mean, it wont be weird that you are arabic and my child will be aryan as hell

 Joseph 9:27 pm
    I guess we'll just have to do it.
    :|

 Katie 9:27 pm
    mmhmm!

 Joseph 9:28 pm
    I should start practicing wedding dress designing.
    Also.
    Just realized.
    I made you Dennis Quaid.

 Katie 9:29 pm
    thats fine
    he rocks my socks
    and he has a vinyard
    and horses

 Joseph 9:30 pm
    I made myself Natasha Richardson.
    I'm okay with this.
    I'll just stay away from ski slopes.

 Katie 9:32 pm
    good plan!
    I would cry if you died of a freak accident

 Joseph 9:33 pm
    I would frown down upon you from Heaven or view you from the flatscreen in Hell if you ever cried if I died.
    Promise me.
    That if I die randomly.
    That there isn't a funeral.
    But a friggin dance rave.

 Katie 9:33 pm
    I can't promise that
    there will be far too many depressed people

 Joseph 9:33 pm
    Eff that ess.
    I'm making a will.

 Katie 9:34 pm
    maybe a sing-along to Sound of Music?
    seems more fitting

 Joseph 9:34 pm
    No way Josie.
    People need to be festive.
    And wear bright colors.
    Maybe some limbo.

 Katie 9:34 pm
    fiiine

 Joseph 9:34 pm
    I don't need whiney bitches mourning a loss.
    But rather...
    CELEBRATING A LIFE!
    With maracas, preferably.

 Katie 9:35 pm
    hahahaha fine fine

 Joseph 9:35 pm
    *shoulder pop*
    Drama.