Saturday, April 23, 2011

Digresstion

Katie 1:46 pm
    GOOD!!
    soory
    my caps lock was on

 Joseph 1:47 pm
    Cruise control for cool, much?

 Katie 1:47 pm
    mmhmm

 Joseph 1:47 pm
    I think I was supposed to go to church with mom this morning at 9.
    
But she didn't wake me up?

 Katie 1:47 pm
    way to be a terrible son

 Joseph 1:47 pm
    Well she said that we'd be there for an hour.
    
And it's clearly almost 2 and she's not back yet.
    
So disaster avoided.
    
Plus.
    
I'm going back with her at midnight, so I win?

 Katie 1:49 pm
    deeef
    winning

 Joseph 1:49 pm
    LIGHT BULBS AND ALUMINUM FOIL.
    
I absolutely cannot return to Philthy without them.

 Katie 1:49 pm
    omg
    i thought that was a new expression of surprise like "JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT!"
    I like it
    i think we should starting saying it

 Joseph 1:50 pm
    HAHA.

 Katie 1:50 pm
    LIGHT BULBS AND ALUMINUM FOIL! I just cut my hair and its terrible!

 Joseph 1:51 pm
    LIGHT BULBS AND ALUMINUM FOIL! I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

 Katie 1:51 pm
    exactly
    you're pickin up what i'm puttin down

 Joseph 1:51 pm
    That is something I never want to hear/see you say.

 Katie 1:51 pm
    d'aw why?

 Joseph 1:51 pm
    The TA in my race class is super awkward.
    
And he would not stop saying that during one class.
    
He tries so hard to be funny and it never works.

 Katie 1:52 pm
    hahahahaha
    awww

 Joseph 1:52 pm
    So that expression makes me think of him and I cringe because he's so awkward.

 Katie 1:52 pm
    I wasn't trying to be funny though
    so

 Joseph 1:52 pm
    Just.
    
Never.

 Katie 1:52 pm
    FINE

 Joseph 1:53 pm
    Light bulbs and aluminum foil, you're so dumb.
    
How's the whole work load?

 Katie 1:53 pm
    uh
    well
    i got nothing accomplished yesterday

 Joseph 1:53 pm
    Good.
    
Wait.

 Katie 1:53 pm
    but I am almost done with my lesson plan

 Joseph 1:53 pm
    Nothing?!

 Katie 1:53 pm
    yeah
    nothing
    shut up

 Joseph 1:54 pm
    No no, it's fine.

 Katie 1:54 pm
    i had the apartment to myself do the first time in ages sooo I pretty much spent the night walking around naked and taking baths
    2 of them

 Joseph 1:54 pm
    We had fun drinking tea and having lemon bars and scones and cookies and cake and playing games and watching movies without you.
    
Whatevs..
    
You know.
    
*shrug*

 Katie 1:54 pm
    well its fine. I am glad you guys had fun

 Joseph 1:54 pm
    I'm not!!! >_<
    
Well.
    
BUT I DIGRESS.

 Katie 1:55 pm
    hahaha

 Joseph 1:55 pm
    And I digest.
    
I do both of those things that start with di-

 Katie 1:55 pm
    nice observation

 Joseph 1:55 pm
    Thanks.

2 comments:

  1. Oh my god. I found your page a couple of days (Days? Weeks? Who cares for time?) ago, and I just wanted to say that I find it hilarious and where have you been all my life!?

    ...That is all.

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  2. Deep down at the bottom of a bottle of vodka...

    ...Just kidding. I'm glad you like the blog! I haven't posted in a while because it's been suuuuch an uneventful Summer aside from turning 21. The semester starts today back in Philly, so look forward to much lolz in the coming months.

    Thanks for following!

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