Joseph: (12:56:31 PM) I can't stand ugly people.
Joseph: (12:56:34 PM) Is that bad?
Katie Jones: (12:56:38 PM) not at all
Joseph: (12:56:49 PM) It's not very sexy in the TECH today.
Joseph: (12:56:57 PM) But I'm seeing a LOT of people with weird faces.
Katie Jones: (12:57:00 PM) noooo
Joseph: (12:57:02 PM) And I'm just like, take that somewhere else.
Katie Jones: (12:57:12 PM) bahahaha
Katie Jones: (12:57:15 PM) it totally happens
Joseph: (12:57:22 PM) I think it's just today.
Joseph: (12:57:30 PM) I can't tolerate uggos.
Joseph: (12:57:48 PM) Like, why would you wear your hair like that with that facial frame?
Joseph: (12:57:54 PM) Don't sit nex-
Joseph: (12:57:56 PM) God damn it.
Katie Jones: (12:58:02 PM) yeees that just happened
Joseph: (12:58:22 PM) Smells like peanuts in here.
Katie Jones: (12:59:11 PM) awkward?
Katie Jones: (12:59:26 PM) i wish Jessie would get back sooo the maintenance guy being here would be less awkward
Katie Jones: (1:00:24 PM) ugh i do not want to write a paper tonight
Joseph: (1:00:30 PM) No one does.
Joseph: (1:00:54 PM) For instance, I'm prepping a poetry presentation right now and I'd rather have hot lava run out of my anus.
Katie Jones: (1:01:14 PM) you just expressed my feelings exactly
Why We Can't Have Nice Things
No use crying over spilled life.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Birthdays Are Just an Excuse to Eat Cake
Katie 1:55 pm
was yesterday some sort of social experiment?
was yesterday some sort of social experiment?
Joseph 1:56 pm
I just didn't want my wall flooded with OMG HAPY BIRFDAY.
And then I decided not to be a dick and put my birthday back up on FB and what happens?
Bethany Clevenstine and 50 other people posted on your wall.
:|
I just didn't want my wall flooded with OMG HAPY BIRFDAY.
And then I decided not to be a dick and put my birthday back up on FB and what happens?
Bethany Clevenstine and 50 other people posted on your wall.
:|
Katie 1:56 pm
hahahahahahahahah
i love it when that happens
but i still hate you
hahahahahahahahah
i love it when that happens
but i still hate you
Joseph 1:57 pm
._.;
._.;
Katie 1:57 pm
you made me look like the biggest dick friend ever
you made me look like the biggest dick friend ever
Joseph 1:57 pm
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Katie 1:58 pm
you should have been like "Hey, guess what, Katie? It's my Birthday!"
you should have been like "Hey, guess what, Katie? It's my Birthday!"
Joseph 1:58 pm
o___________o
I didn't...think it was important...
o___________o
I didn't...think it was important...
Joseph 1:59 pm
Plus I was rull busy yesterday.
Waking up at 2 and cleaning the basement.
So...
I just.
I don't care?
Yeah.
That's it.
Plus I was rull busy yesterday.
Waking up at 2 and cleaning the basement.
So...
I just.
I don't care?
Yeah.
That's it.
Katie 2:01 pm
grrrr
well I CARE
grrrr
well I CARE
Joseph 2:01 pm
Sounds like a personal problem.
You should speak to someone about that.
A professional of some sort.
Sounds like a personal problem.
You should speak to someone about that.
A professional of some sort.
Katie 2:01 pm
well damn
well damn
Joseph 2:02 pm
You've just been verbally assaulted.
You've just been verbally assaulted.
Katie 2:02 pm
I will physically assault you
I will physically assault you
Joseph 2:03 pm
@_______@
@_______@
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Life, Death, and Maracas
Katie 9:15 pm
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1FhkEN/www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/pure-genius-281t
let us please do this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1FhkEN/www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/pure-genius-281t
let us please do this
Joseph 9:17 pm
This is like.
This is an incentive to have kids.
This is like.
This is an incentive to have kids.
Katie 9:17 pm
exactly my thought
exactly my thought
Katie 9:18 pm
dude, i feel i look completely different from when i was a kid though. Like...somewhere along the way, my genetics were like...uhh lets just change up her face when she turns 12. So i feel like that age thing wouldn't have worked
dude, i feel i look completely different from when i was a kid though. Like...somewhere along the way, my genetics were like...uhh lets just change up her face when she turns 12. So i feel like that age thing wouldn't have worked
Joseph 9:20 pm
You do look drastically different.
Like
Damn.
What the fart happened?
You do look drastically different.
Like
Damn.
What the fart happened?
Katie 9:21 pm
i have no fricking clue!!!!
Brian was looking at a picture, and he was like "Who was that kid?" And I was like...uhhh
i have no fricking clue!!!!
Brian was looking at a picture, and he was like "Who was that kid?" And I was like...uhhh
Joseph 9:21 pm
@_@
@_@
Katie 9:21 pm
yeah
well
i used to be really tan and really blonde and skinny as anything
according to what I looked like as a kid, i should be a model...but then i stopped growing, got hips, and stopped going outside...and got curly hair
yeah
well
i used to be really tan and really blonde and skinny as anything
according to what I looked like as a kid, i should be a model...but then i stopped growing, got hips, and stopped going outside...and got curly hair
Joseph 9:23 pm
You have really nice birthing hips.
You have really nice birthing hips.
Katie 9:23 pm
thank you
i appreciate that
thank you
i appreciate that
Joseph 9:23 pm
I forsee twins being a possibility.
I forsee twins being a possibility.
Katie 9:23 pm
shit
nooo
hell no
shit
nooo
hell no
Joseph 9:23 pm
DUDE.
WHAT?
That would be AMAZING.
DUDE.
WHAT?
That would be AMAZING.
Katie 9:23 pm
i think they are freaky
i think they are freaky
Joseph 9:23 pm
We could do it Parent Trap style though!
We could do it Parent Trap style though!
Katie 9:24 pm
ha!
ha!
Joseph 9:24 pm
Promise me.
If you ever have twins.
Promise me.
If you ever have twins.
Katie 9:24 pm
severe emotional trauma for the win
severe emotional trauma for the win
Joseph 9:24 pm
I take one and move to England.
We purposefully send them to the same summer camp.
Boom.
I take one and move to England.
We purposefully send them to the same summer camp.
Boom.
Katie 9:24 pm
hahahaha omg
hahahaha omg
Joseph 9:24 pm
Twins fencing.
Twins fencing.
Katie 9:24 pm
that would be hilarious!
that would be hilarious!
Joseph 9:24 pm
Twin swapping.
Hopefully you won't give them tragic ginger genes.
Twin swapping.
Hopefully you won't give them tragic ginger genes.
Joseph 9:25 pm
Hmm.
We'll need a picture of ourselves on a ship.
We could do this point by point.
It's not like they'll ever watch it.
Hmm.
We'll need a picture of ourselves on a ship.
We could do this point by point.
It's not like they'll ever watch it.
Katie 9:26 pm
never ever
never ever
Joseph 9:26 pm
It'll be years.
It'll be years.
Katie 9:27 pm
and i mean, it wont be weird that you are arabic and my child will be aryan as hell
and i mean, it wont be weird that you are arabic and my child will be aryan as hell
Joseph 9:27 pm
I guess we'll just have to do it.
:|
I guess we'll just have to do it.
:|
Katie 9:27 pm
mmhmm!
mmhmm!
Joseph 9:28 pm
I should start practicing wedding dress designing.
Also.
Just realized.
I made you Dennis Quaid.
I should start practicing wedding dress designing.
Also.
Just realized.
I made you Dennis Quaid.
Katie 9:29 pm
thats fine
he rocks my socks
and he has a vinyard
and horses
thats fine
he rocks my socks
and he has a vinyard
and horses
Joseph 9:30 pm
I made myself Natasha Richardson.
I'm okay with this.
I'll just stay away from ski slopes.
I made myself Natasha Richardson.
I'm okay with this.
I'll just stay away from ski slopes.
Katie 9:32 pm
good plan!
I would cry if you died of a freak accident
good plan!
I would cry if you died of a freak accident
Joseph 9:33 pm
I would frown down upon you from Heaven or view you from the flatscreen in Hell if you ever cried if I died.
Promise me.
That if I die randomly.
That there isn't a funeral.
But a friggin dance rave.
I would frown down upon you from Heaven or view you from the flatscreen in Hell if you ever cried if I died.
Promise me.
That if I die randomly.
That there isn't a funeral.
But a friggin dance rave.
Katie 9:33 pm
I can't promise that
there will be far too many depressed people
I can't promise that
there will be far too many depressed people
Joseph 9:33 pm
Eff that ess.
I'm making a will.
Eff that ess.
I'm making a will.
Katie 9:34 pm
maybe a sing-along to Sound of Music?
seems more fitting
maybe a sing-along to Sound of Music?
seems more fitting
Joseph 9:34 pm
No way Josie.
People need to be festive.
And wear bright colors.
Maybe some limbo.
No way Josie.
People need to be festive.
And wear bright colors.
Maybe some limbo.
Katie 9:34 pm
fiiine
fiiine
Joseph 9:34 pm
I don't need whiney bitches mourning a loss.
But rather...
CELEBRATING A LIFE!
With maracas, preferably.
I don't need whiney bitches mourning a loss.
But rather...
CELEBRATING A LIFE!
With maracas, preferably.
Katie 9:35 pm
hahahaha fine fine
hahahaha fine fine
Joseph 9:35 pm
*shoulder pop*
Drama.
*shoulder pop*
Drama.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The Early Bird Gets the Weirdo
Katie 12:11 pm
So I was hoping to have the classroom to myself for like an hour before my final but THE most annoying guy in the class just showed up and he is eating his lunch
loudly
So I was hoping to have the classroom to myself for like an hour before my final but THE most annoying guy in the class just showed up and he is eating his lunch
loudly
Joseph 12:12 pm
Start a fire.
Start a fire.
Katie 12:12 pm
i should
this is really bad
i should
this is really bad
Joseph 12:12 pm
Start crying loudly.
Start crying loudly.
Katie 12:13 pm
i think he has like autism or something
i think he has like autism or something
Joseph 12:14 pm
Scream in latin backwards.
Scream in latin backwards.
Katie is offline 12:15 pm
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Digresstion
Joseph 1:47 pm
I think I was supposed to go to church with mom this morning at 9.
But she didn't wake me up?
I think I was supposed to go to church with mom this morning at 9.
But she didn't wake me up?
Joseph 1:47 pm
Well she said that we'd be there for an hour.
And it's clearly almost 2 and she's not back yet.
So disaster avoided.
Plus.
I'm going back with her at midnight, so I win?
Well she said that we'd be there for an hour.
And it's clearly almost 2 and she's not back yet.
So disaster avoided.
Plus.
I'm going back with her at midnight, so I win?
Katie 1:49 pm
omg
i thought that was a new expression of surprise like "JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT!"
I like it
i think we should starting saying it
omg
i thought that was a new expression of surprise like "JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT!"
I like it
i think we should starting saying it
Joseph 1:51 pm
The TA in my race class is super awkward.
And he would not stop saying that during one class.
He tries so hard to be funny and it never works.
The TA in my race class is super awkward.
And he would not stop saying that during one class.
He tries so hard to be funny and it never works.
Katie 1:54 pm
i had the apartment to myself do the first time in ages sooo I pretty much spent the night walking around naked and taking baths
2 of them
i had the apartment to myself do the first time in ages sooo I pretty much spent the night walking around naked and taking baths
2 of them
Joseph 1:54 pm
We had fun drinking tea and having lemon bars and scones and cookies and cake and playing games and watching movies without you.
Whatevs..
You know.
*shrug*
We had fun drinking tea and having lemon bars and scones and cookies and cake and playing games and watching movies without you.
Whatevs..
You know.
*shrug*
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